"I would prefer to be ugly and live forever because life is great."
"Emma Watson would play me in my movie."
"I once fell off the stairs and broke my leg."
"If I was in jail, I would first call my mom, because well...she is my mom, she has to know."
"Nerds usually wear glasses and braces, some of them are attractive."
"Let's play Titanic, you will be the iceberg and I will go down."
"I used to think squirrels could fly."
"I want to answer this question in Turkish, 'Telefon rehberini açıp iki soruluk bir anket öneririm, isim ve numarasından oluşan.' "
"I would prefer to be handsome and die sooner, but I am already handsome so that means I will die soon."
"If I could change the world, I would shut them up."
"I would prefer to be ugly and live forever, of course."
"If my life was a movie, it would be a comedy film and nobody could play me, I am unique."
"Once in Shawshank Redemption, the guy escaped prison...that chocked me up very hard."
"The general appearance of a nerd is, glasses and braces."
"I would marry Harley Quinn."
" If I could choose a nickname for myself, it would be 'Java'."
+"Tell us your ultimate pick-up line."
-"No tactic Bum Bum Bum"
"I stapled myself once."
"I can twist my tongue."
"I love balık kraker"
+"If you were held at gun point and told that you had to dance, which dance move would you bust out?"
-"That I was going to school...but then didn't."